(5:14:13pm) TheGuy: what up
(5:15:46pm) TheGirl: hi! I don't normally IM with people on here, but I guess I can make an exception. :)
(5:15:59pm) TheGuy: why don't you do that normally?
(5:21:24pm) TheGirl: now we are both online checking out each other's profiles, ha ha.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Big Knockers
(5:13:55pm) TheGuy: whats up
(5:14:22pm) TheGirl: Hi, not much. how are you?
(5:14:48pm) TheGuy: i'm great. you?
(5:15:04pm) TheGirl: Having a mellow afternoon :-)
(5:15:25pm) TheGuy: it's sort of hard to tell from your pictures (which I love by the way), but what's your bra size?
(5:14:22pm) TheGirl: Hi, not much. how are you?
(5:14:48pm) TheGuy: i'm great. you?
(5:15:04pm) TheGirl: Having a mellow afternoon :-)
(5:15:25pm) TheGuy: it's sort of hard to tell from your pictures (which I love by the way), but what's your bra size?
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
The Quick Finisher
(5:49:06pm) TheGuy: Do you ride the ferry a lot or something?
(5:49:39pm) TheGirl: sometymes
(5:49:58pm) TheGuy: i like the ferry because of the pretty water it runs on.
(5:49:39pm) TheGirl: sometymes
(5:49:58pm) TheGuy: i like the ferry because of the pretty water it runs on.
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
Hammer, Please
(2:21:17pm) TheGuy: you're ugly.
(2:21:30pm) TheGirl: I guess you like ugly
(2:21:39pm) TheGuy: it's a gangsta term
(2:21:41pm) TheGuy: like "you're badass"
(2:21:30pm) TheGirl: I guess you like ugly
(2:21:39pm) TheGuy: it's a gangsta term
(2:21:41pm) TheGuy: like "you're badass"
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
My Priapism
(4:20:09pm) TheGuy: I need some head. You game?
(4:20:26pm) TheGirl: what is with you?
(4:20:33pm) TheGuy: well, my penis is engorged.
(4:20:26pm) TheGirl: what is with you?
(4:20:33pm) TheGuy: well, my penis is engorged.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
I'm Lost!
(5:14:15pm) TheGuy: i have amnesia and can't remember how to get home. can you help me?
(5:51:36pm) TheGirl: wha?
(5:51:52pm) TheGuy: i'm lost and i forget who i am.
(5:51:54pm) TheGuy: i need help.
(5:51:36pm) TheGirl: wha?
(5:51:52pm) TheGuy: i'm lost and i forget who i am.
(5:51:54pm) TheGuy: i need help.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Sing Into My Purple Mic
(6:11:48pm) TheGuy: have you ever sung using a purple microphone?
(6:12:15pm) TheGirl: What do you mean?
(6:12:23pm) TheGuy: a microphone colored purple.
(6:12:15pm) TheGirl: What do you mean?
(6:12:23pm) TheGuy: a microphone colored purple.
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
Dating Is Hard
(9:09:49pm) TheGuy: wow
(9:10:05pm) TheGirl: wow what?!?!
(9:10:08pm) TheGirl: you got me excited
(9:10:05pm) TheGirl: wow what?!?!
(9:10:08pm) TheGirl: you got me excited
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Mr. Small Penis
(9:37:10pm) TheGuy: i cant feel my testicles!
(9:37:29pm) TheGirl: ummm thats terrible
(9:37:36pm) TheGuy: it's fucking awful!
(9:37:29pm) TheGirl: ummm thats terrible
(9:37:36pm) TheGuy: it's fucking awful!
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Failed Pickup Lines, Vol. 1
(4:57:34pm) TheGuy: are you actually a robot?
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(4:44:43pm) TheGuy: what happens when a bisexual woman and a bisexual man hook up?
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(4:40:34pm) TheGuy: I know you're in New Jersey, but I just wanted to say that I really, really like your breasts.
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(9:36:33pm) TheGuy: i have 2 testes.
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(5:20:50pm) TheGuy: ok ok so what *does* your shit smell like?
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(4:44:43pm) TheGuy: what happens when a bisexual woman and a bisexual man hook up?
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(4:40:34pm) TheGuy: I know you're in New Jersey, but I just wanted to say that I really, really like your breasts.
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(9:36:33pm) TheGuy: i have 2 testes.
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(5:20:50pm) TheGuy: ok ok so what *does* your shit smell like?
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Ouch, My Box!
(6:12:40pm) TheGuy: hey - what does it mean if a lady asks me to "stop punching me in the box."
(6:12:40pm) TheGirl: i'm still at work, at quite busy... multitasking. just saw your note
(6:12:40pm) TheGuy: ?
(6:12:40pm) TheGirl: i'm still at work, at quite busy... multitasking. just saw your note
(6:12:40pm) TheGuy: ?
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