(9:40:17pm) TheGuy: i think i'm lactating!
(9:40:25pm) TheGirl: Excuse me?
(9:40:39pm) TheGuy: there is milk (or something) flowing from my nipples!
(9:41:04pm) TheGirl: that's... spectacular
(9:41:33pm) TheGuy: i'm gonna get a tattoo. what should i get? an anchor?
(9:42:23pm) TheGirl: Are you naturally a raging idiot.. or just a true dick??
(9:42:42pm) TheGuy: both?
(9:42:44pm) TheGuy: i guess both?
(9:42:46pm) TheGuy: i love kansans.
(9:43:09pm) TheGirl: Don't message me... thanks
(9:43:17pm) TheGuy: but... where will i put my semen?
