Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Help! I'm Lactating!

(9:40:17pm) TheGuy: i think i'm lactating!

(9:40:25pm) TheGirl: Excuse me?

(9:40:39pm) TheGuy: there is milk (or something) flowing from my nipples!

(9:41:04pm) TheGirl: that's... spectacular

(9:41:33pm) TheGuy: i'm gonna get a tattoo. what should i get? an anchor?

(9:42:23pm) TheGirl: Are you naturally a raging idiot.. or just a true dick??

(9:42:42pm) TheGuy: both?

(9:42:44pm) TheGuy: i guess both?

(9:42:46pm) TheGuy: i love kansans.

(9:43:09pm) TheGirl: Don't message me... thanks

(9:43:17pm) TheGuy: but... where will i put my semen?

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