(4:57:34pm) TheGuy: are you actually a robot?
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(4:44:43pm) TheGuy: what happens when a bisexual woman and a bisexual man hook up?
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(4:40:34pm) TheGuy: I know you're in New Jersey, but I just wanted to say that I really, really like your breasts.
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(9:36:33pm) TheGuy: i have 2 testes.
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(5:20:50pm) TheGuy: ok ok so what *does* your shit smell like?
