I'm Lost!

(5:14:15pm) TheGuy: i have amnesia and can't remember how to get home. can you help me?

(5:51:36pm) TheGirl: wha?

(5:51:52pm) TheGuy: i'm lost and i forget who i am.

(5:51:54pm) TheGuy: i need help.

Sing Into My Purple Mic

(6:11:48pm) TheGuy: have you ever sung using a purple microphone?

(6:12:15pm) TheGirl: What do you mean?

(6:12:23pm) TheGuy: a microphone colored purple.

Dating Is Hard

(9:09:49pm) TheGuy: wow

(9:10:05pm) TheGirl: wow what?!?!

(9:10:08pm) TheGirl: you got me excited

Mr. Small Penis

(9:37:10pm) TheGuy: i cant feel my testicles!

(9:37:29pm) TheGirl: ummm thats terrible

(9:37:36pm) TheGuy: it's fucking awful!